June 2012
A Series of Unfortunate Events Dedications
The Bad Beginning: "To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead."
The Reptile Room: "For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not."
The Wide Window: "For Beatrice –I would much prefer it if you were alive and well."
The Miserable Mill: "To Beatrice –My love flew like a butterfly until death swooped down like a bat. As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, 'That's the end of that.'"
The Austere Academy: "For Beatrice –You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave."
The Ersatz Elevator: "For Beatrice –When we met my life began, soon afterward, yours ended."
The Vile Village: "For Beatrice –When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Hostile Hospital: "For Beatrice –Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder."
The Carnivorous Carnival: "For Beatrice –Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Slippery Slope: "For Beatrice –When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely."
The Grim Grotto: "For Beatrice –Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
The Penultimate Peril: "For Beatrice -No one could extinguish my love, or your house."
The End: "For Beatrice -I cherished, you perished. The world's been nightmarished."
“Do unto others what makes you both free.”
– Buddhist Proverb (via aretepraxis)
Watchwith-cherry-on-top:
forevermycariad:
”@Team_Barrowman - http://twitvid.com/O78HD - Rear Of The Year JB”
Well deserved, well deserved :) That is some rear ;) I also want to say something very inappropriate but I will restrain myself
>Get an award for perfect ass
>Thank fans for voting
>THROW IN A FASHION ADVICE
I quit.
not to mention he’s chuffed. which is the best...
saddeer:
bitch-pudding:
schoolgirl:
Fat Albert erotic fanfiction
fifty shades of hey hey hey
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Good News in the Egyptian election.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18571580
Mohammed Mursi of the Muslim Brotherhood named president. The hope is that he will make things a tad bit more democratic, and peaceful with Israel.
for me piracy is:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an emotional love...
satanpositive:
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
violets are violet, purple is a made of colour. #STUFFYOULEARNASANARTMAJOR
oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
i…
Watchboyslut:
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
