Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
Reality is an illusion.: The Four Noble Truths of... →
wakeupandbefree: The First teachings the Buddha gave after his enlightenment were the four noble truths. These were first delivered to the same ascetics he had been practicing with in the forest before his awakening. This giving of the truths is often referred to as the setting in motion of the wheel of Dharma….
resonantfrequencies: Do not try to become anything. Do not make yourself into anything. Do not be a meditator. Do not become enlightened. When you sit, let it be. What you walk, let it be. Grasp at nothing. Resist nothing. Ajahn Chah
just fyi, tomorrow is the traditional day of the buddha’s birth, so I’ll be posting Dharma stuffs. :)
[[MORE]] my anxiety meds got really messed up this morning because i’ve been recovering from a tonsillectomy and I ended up just bawling my eyes out. Last night I had some of the most horrible nightmares I’d had in a while and I just felt really scared of everything. Anyways, it made me really appreciate the center of calm that I can usually find on a day-to-day basis. Because this...
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
somebodybemybuddyback: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
Rules for Martin. →
conversewearingdetective: benedictatorship: gingerthon: strangersatthemall: bennyslegs: e-boobs: martincrieff: This list literally broke my heart. Can I make the joke that ‘MARTIN FOUND THE LIST!’? Seriously, give it a read over. aAAAAAAAAAAGH i’m ABOUT TO WEEP? I’M GOING TO CRY JESUS CHRIST IT’S BEAUTIFUL. My Martin feelings are seriously out of control.
when high school kids complain about midterms when people complain about people complaining when people when
If you need verification that you were born in the...
I just told my girlfriend that she is perfect and...
rare-parrot: Please to be my waifu?
*listening to Cabin Pressure* *Hear Anthony Steward Head’s voice*
Anonymous asked: Ur blog iz so awsome. I lyke ur titties. Wud you lyke to hang sum time? I bet ur overies are sexxxi.
ohheysarahc: dinkleplush: brosephthunder: triinket: baraboobies: OH MY GOD WE DONT KNOW WHAT BONERS ARE THIS ONE IS ACCEPTABLE I WILL REBLOG THIS WHENEVER IT COMES ON MY DASH. my soul aches for the innocent infatuated fourth grade girl who first introduced me to One Direction… but this is completely hilarious yup. yupyupyup
OOOOH MY GAWD. ya’ll need to watch this episode of the Daily Show.
I would not suggest vomiting blood.
Its really not fun.
drug dreams are really not fun. every time I close my eyes I have creepy lucid dreams. I dream I have kids, and they talk to me about the nature of reality and shit.