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The Personal Blog of Rizzo Smith

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via manlymenkissing)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via manlymenkissing)

cisphobequeen:

muffinpines:

"This place is more of a tourist trap than an x file, Mulder."
"And the report about Agent Powers and Agent Trigger and the apparently very real zombies they barely escaped?"
"Publicity stunt? I don’t know, Mulder. But it wasn’t zombies."

PLEASE AND THANK

cisphobequeen:

muffinpines:

"This place is more of a tourist trap than an x file, Mulder."

"And the report about Agent Powers and Agent Trigger and the apparently very real zombies they barely escaped?"

"Publicity stunt? I don’t know, Mulder. But it wasn’t zombies."

PLEASE AND THANK

(via snortrax)

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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(via snortrax)

Health and hygiene before modern times

EUROPE:

Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?

EVERYBODY ELSE:

Have you tried washing your ass?

Black Victorian City Leggings - Womens Black Legging tights - Carousel Ink MEDIUM

I just bought these in a small and THEY. ARE. FAN-TABULOUS.

I’ve gotten to that point in the novel where Ripley literally cannot not trust anything he or anyone else says or does. It’s a good place.

I won’t be on much at all the next couple of days, I’m helping residence life with move-in shtuff at my university!

Anonymous said: you're rocking that head scarf girl xo

Oh why thank ya dearie!

 

hallsofvalhalla:

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ; a two-and-a-half hour long playlist for the next time you’re just chilling in your gothic mansion on a stormy night.
For the perfect atmosphere in any weather, enjoy in combination with these:
Crackling Fire // Howling Wind // Thunder & Rain // Cozy Lighting
Tracklisting beneath the cut.
Read More

hallsofvalhalla:

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ; a two-and-a-half hour long playlist for the next time you’re just chilling in your gothic mansion on a stormy night.

For the perfect atmosphere in any weather, enjoy in combination with these:

Crackling Fire // Howling Wind // Thunder & Rain // Cozy Lighting

Tracklisting beneath the cut.

Read More

(via gothiccharmschool)

Today I am concerned. Someone should buy me a complete set of adventure time.
jennaderosa:

"…a lifetime of resentments piled up and morphed into the ulcer, which began to represent the sum of all hates" #jennaderosa

jennaderosa:

"…a lifetime of resentments piled up and morphed into the ulcer, which began to represent the sum of all hates" #jennaderosa

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gothiccharmschool:

spookyloop:

Black-as-Night Caramel ApplesRecipe here.

Yes. I want these. Someone make them and deliver them to me.

Grabby hands

gothiccharmschool:

spookyloop:

Black-as-Night Caramel Apples
Recipe here.

Yes. I want these. Someone make them and deliver them to me.

Grabby hands